There's this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he's funny and asks "Can you play any Metallica?" but the joke is now on him because I just learmed how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets. I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele - iFunny
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