I have U.S. Army licence plates on my car. Dude :"Ma'am, please thank your husband for his service to our counrty." Me: "I'm the one who served. You're welcome." Dude: *shocked silence*
Someone from Denver posted a whisper, which reads "I have U.S. Army licence plates on my car. Dude :"Ma'am, please thank your husband for his service to our counrty." Me: "I'm the one who served. You're welcome." Dude: *shocked silence* "
My mom forgot I was adopted whilst high on sleeping gas and started apologizing to my dad about cheating on him with a black guy saying she doesn't even remember when she did it. It was hilarious.
My name is Daisy. I used to work with a guy that called me a different flower name every time he saw me. When he ran out of names, he bought a flower book so he could keep them coming.