ShortyLow 2 It was me. Wife was getting ready for work in the morning. I was asleep. She kissed me goodbye. I then said, out loud, "boy, I sure hope that was my wife." Like there are random women sneaking into my bedroom to give me kisses. Reply 13.9k BartokTheBat 4 My mum and dad have had similar things. Except one time I heard my mum laughing so hard and I went to investigate. She was trying to get into bed when my dad was sound asleep and he kept going "excuse me I'm married" and pushing her out again. 12.7k - iFunny