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Arty is so weak. Even if he had a weapon, he couldn’t defend himself physically. Not only could he not FIRE a gun, he cannot LIFT a gun.

Arty is so weak. Even if he had a weapon, he couldn’t defend himself physically. Not only could he not FIRE a gun, he cannot LIFT a gun.

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